Global Warming

Experts say Marijuana Grows around the world could be the cause!

In a recent report from the BS News Network, experts agree that the gases emitted by marijuana grows throughout the world are exhausting harmful fumes into the atmosphere and potentially into our lungs.

Scientists using sophisticated equipment in Washington State have determined that “greenhouse gases “ are deemed harmful to humans and other species including pets and plants. The gases are also dangerous to the Global Warming of the world.

A sudden increase in numbers, seems to be pointing in that direction according to Dr. Emmitt Brown scientist from Hill Valley Community College.

First believed to be caused by automobile exhaust and fluorocarbons found in aerosol sprays, Brown claims “in reality it coming from marijuana greenhouses” Brown also said   “the more you toke, the more we melt”

By dramatically reducing the carbon emissions produced by these grow facilities, we will pass on a safer, healthier world to our children and pets.

Overloading of the atmosphere with carbon dioxide from smoking the weed and the emissions from the growing procedure will see an increase of 10 degrees in next summer’s average temperatures across the land according to the scientist!

You think it’s hot this summer, Brown says “Great Scott, just wait until this time next year!

Brown’s suggests putting all of the marijuana operations into the same standards that Automotive Paint and Body Shops must adhere to before releasing their fumes into the atmosphere.

In a nutshell, Brown says “Less pot means, less temperatures and also less Global Warming”

BTW: this is a “Fake News story!

See how easy it can be done!